Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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