Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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