Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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