Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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