Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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