Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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