Kiss
Puke
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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