Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize