You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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