he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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