I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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