I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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