nut hugger
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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