his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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