she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Enjoy the penises
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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