Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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