you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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