For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
