I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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