I hate your face
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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