Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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