hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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