yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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