everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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