People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
