he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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