ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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