bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We need a shit load of segways right now
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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