I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
im six kinds of drunk right now
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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