North Korea, Best Korea!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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