Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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