So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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