you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he puts the penis in happiness.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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