She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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