1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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