Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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