Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
