We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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