my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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