Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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