chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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