That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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