i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize