38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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