Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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