I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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