it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Someone stole a lamp last night.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
