I'll bet she douches with gravy.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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