Those balls look pretty dangerous.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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