"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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