I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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