508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Everclear isn't food dammit
Dicks are not precious.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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