id be glad to
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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