But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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