Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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