omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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