Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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