You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
My pussy is not your playground.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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