Where is the hickey?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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I need you to use more vowels.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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