My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
When are your genitals available?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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