Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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